Life After I Do Podcast
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Speaker 2:That's not a real group. That's not. That's not a real group. That's just a movie. That's not a real group.
Speaker 1:That's not the real group hey everybody and welcome back to your weekly dose of Life. After I Do podcast, You're going to be kicking it for the next 45 minutes to maybe an hour with me, Kynesha and my bestie slash husband. Bestie with the mesty, molito Bestie with the mesty.
Speaker 2:Mo Get it Mesty, I'm messy. Oh gosh, I like the mess.
Speaker 1:Hey Booskies, hi, how are you Great, how are you.
Speaker 2:Tired. I'm all fun tired. We are back from camp. Camp was great. It was hot.
Speaker 1:Very hot.
Speaker 2:I'm happy that Airbnb had a pool Very great. But it's hot.
Speaker 1:The kid loved it.
Speaker 2:The people who stay out there and that I don't know how they do it.
Speaker 1:They're probably used to it. I mean, it's just like the Vegas people, they're used to it.
Speaker 2:It was weird because after last week's episode and then I saw all those half-naked women in the gym, I didn't know whether I could. I was trying to double tap.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, you're such a muddle. I was trying to double tap. You're such a muddle, how?
Speaker 2:was your week. A lot of double tapping in the gym, a lot of double tapping. I was air double tapping.
Speaker 1:Oh God.
Speaker 2:So that way, instagram one, I like that one, so special you're so I like that one special.
Speaker 1:Don't want to switch on me. Oh my gosh, other than that, how was your week? It was good, I'm on my new um.
Speaker 2:Why?
Speaker 1:are you drinking right now like? People don't want to hear you swallow and they're not.
Speaker 2:They're not gonna hear that they do you do goodness gracious, I'm doing great. I started my new mesocycle, my training, so my training's a little different now. It's not, I'm getting used to it, it's not, it's not. I'm not on a what you would call traditional. Now I'm more um, I'm more area focused, so I'm more I'm like officially in my um, my body recomp era. Try to get this chest poking out, get these quads a little bigger. It's been going, it's great.
Speaker 1:A good transition.
Speaker 2:I might have to add some cardio, though, because I've scaled back on my cardio since I got, ever since I hit the low 200s. I've scaled back on my cardio. I might increase it. I hit the low 200s. I've scaled back on my cardio. I might increase it because I I'm really feeling like I need to be like 190 195 to really get the look I'm looking for. Oh, you know, okay, I want to be thick, fit.
Speaker 1:I don't think 190 is thick, fit yeah thick fit.
Speaker 2:I want to be like like I got to get down to 190.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're talking about, so you can re-bolt.
Speaker 2:So I can bolt back up. Oh okay, yeah. Yeah, I thought you meant like, just be 190.
Speaker 1:No, I got to get down to 190. I was like that's slick.
Speaker 2:I want to get down to 190, like bolt back up to about 215, and then cut.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not too bad if you like, if you do a good, good bulk.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm doing it. I'm doing a dirty bulk.
Speaker 1:Oh no, don't do a dirty bulk, I'm doing Oreos, no.
Speaker 2:Okay, cheesecake.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's what you want to do. Peach cobbler Fat cells are real.
Speaker 2:Greens Smothered potatoes.
Speaker 1:Smothered pork chops. I'll make them myself.
Speaker 2:First of all. Look here. I'm happy you said that because this goes into what we're doing today. I know my wife can't make smothered pork chops.
Speaker 1:I can make smothered pork chops. I'm just not going to buy a pack of pork chops. When have you ever seen me purchase a pack of pork chops?
Speaker 2:You can suffocate some pork chops that.
Speaker 1:Are you really trying to play that game? Because you remember what happened the last time you tried to play that game. You ain't never. You will be. You will be hungry for a week. I know how to smother a pork chop. I don't even. I don't even buy pork chops. I'm a buy them. Remember I bought those pork chops in good and free, like a couple weeks ago. Yeah, and that was the, and we both agreed that was the first time we in how many decades I missed them. How long has it been since?
Speaker 2:we ate a pork chop.
Speaker 1:You know the last time I remember eating pork chops was when I lived at home as a teenager.
Speaker 2:Look here your boy, because I had really been on my no pork thing for so long and I would occasionally eat bacon.
Speaker 1:That's no. You were not on a no pork. I was on a no pork. I would on a no pork. I was on a no pork. I would occasionally eat bacon because he was still eating pork.
Speaker 2:I don't know where he got that from I was still eating bacon from time to time because the one thing I look I've tried. I've tried turkey bacon, beef bacon that's what we eat turkey bacon don't nothing tastes like bacon, but bacon, everybody knows that.
Speaker 1:that's why my old boss used to say when I, when I used to tell her, oh I, I make turkey bacon. She was like that's turkey strips. I said it's turkey bacon. She said that's not bacon, that's turkey strips.
Speaker 2:But you know, growing up you know I was raised by country folks we ate the pig.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, Like my mama used to make them pork chops with the mac and cheese and the homemade mashed potatoes. Lord, have mercy. I'm going to call her and ask her. I'm going to say you can go ahead and make that for me. You can make that for me because I literally could. The last time I remember having pork chops was when I lived at home.
Speaker 2:You know who probably made some fire ass pork chops, who Miss Annie Miss.
Speaker 1:Annie From.
Speaker 2:Sinners.
Speaker 1:Bye, maurice, because she'll't use no stale grease. Bye, why are you so special? Because she don't use no stale grease. You and that stale grease you a liar. She immediately shut that down. She was like you is a cold liar, I do not use no stale grease. How was your week, boosie? It was a cold lie. Week was good. It was um. You know, it was nice to get a change of scenery to be in a different, be in a different um a different state.
Speaker 1:You know that was really fun, uh. So yeah, I really can't complain.
Speaker 2:Gym was good, yeah what was good about it?
Speaker 1:seeing different people, you know, seeing the, the, the different, the way gyms are set up. You know that was fun, you know so you make the looks and the stares that you get.
Speaker 2:You want to show off for other men okay, no one.
Speaker 1:That's what. No one's show, no one's going back to last week's episode.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, you were trying to get people to double tap your pictures I don't try to get people to do anything you don't really post.
Speaker 1:No, I don't this is I said I said that I was gonna get better, though I I mean, I am gonna get better, and thank you to those who have started following me, even without new content. You guys are great, awesome, um, but yeah, I am gonna get better about posting. I is you know what's crazy is?
Speaker 1:I have all of my content on top of me and do her business, Shut up, I have all my content in my phone. I just literally need to post it, Like I have finished videos and everything in there, and sometimes I'm just like, once I do the post, like for like TikTok and stuff like that, I'll be like, whew, that's a lot. That's the one thing. I've been Right, I ain't got no more energy.
Speaker 2:No, I understand, because you like trying to reply to like the podcast comments and posts. I ain't got time to do my own stuff. I got to go to work. People, I still work. Okay, look here, I still go to work. I can't say I work at the job, bye, but I still go to work. Goodbye, goodbye, and I'll be there, at least. I try to do 40. Most times I do like 44, but there's months on weeks, I've done 26, but it don't matter, don't judge me, I still have somewhere to be um and on top of that shit to do on top of that, you know.
Speaker 1:But we love all the support and we love the engagement, guys a daughter it takes.
Speaker 2:My daughter takes a big chunk of my time as well, which I love her, that's my, but we love she was, she told me the other day. She said, dad, are you happy that I look like you?
Speaker 1:I said I'm ecstatic for now ecstatic for now, but she's getting older and she's starting to look like me, so I told her.
Speaker 2:I said phoenix, you know what you could look like, your mom, if you just had my personality? Oh gosh, the problem is that you have your mom's personality.
Speaker 1:No, she has your no she don't.
Speaker 2:She too bubbly, she too friendly. I'm not friendly.
Speaker 1:No, she has your personality.
Speaker 2:Like my boys say. Like my boys say I ain't friendly, I'm polite.
Speaker 1:Those are two different things.
Speaker 2:My grandma told me to speak to everybody. I ain't trying to be friends with you, but yeah. So it was a good week. It was yeah.
Speaker 1:You're not going to tell people how you went down on a whole dress size.
Speaker 2:What, how you down on?
Speaker 1:a whole size. I've been down. No, come on, Would you put all of them, it's not just one.
Speaker 2:Oh good, talk your shit. How many is it? It's two. Oh shoot, thank you, sir, but I'm currently on a maintenance right now, which is like I'm like my brain is finally kind of like settling into, like just be comfortable with where we are right now.
Speaker 1:Okay, we ain't losing, we ain't gaining, we're not doing none of that, we just going to be right here. Like I fluctuate between, you know, like three pounds up, three pounds down, three pounds up, three pounds down, but like I'm in a maintenance so I have to like I'm staying here, um, until about november. So you know, that's been some days. I'm like, yeah, like this is like this is yeah I'm not.
Speaker 2:I'm not this. Is it like I don't mind it?
Speaker 1:I don't mind it, and then other days I'm like damn, if I could just go ahead and drop this 20 pounds, I feel like life would be. Life would be a little bit, just a little bit better.
Speaker 2:I mean if you drop it, it'd help me, because you know my goal is to be able to squat, bench and then lift your weight and I can do two of the three.
Speaker 1:So you can't squat my weight I can't. Okay, which one can't you? Oh, you can't bench my weight, not yet, not yet. Oh no, that's not good. Damn, I'm there already. I've never seen you bench my weight, I have.
Speaker 2:I video. Okay, because you know I'm going to show you, you know, if it's not on video, then you know.
Speaker 1:But yeah, like benching that you mentioned that I've been trying to manifest my benching and I know like when you say like you can't manifest something that's like physical, you got to work for it but it's part of it. So I've been manifesting it and working towards it. So doing my 225 holds, you know, like it, it it. Once I started holding 225 on bench I feel like half of the anxiety of it kind of like went away, and then the longer I'm under the 225, the more I'm just like I can't wait till I'm at that point where I'm like down and pushing it.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you something, though, holding it here.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know it's different.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 1:Then when you're trying to control it coming down, I know but I'm saying like Then you gotta pause it here. But the intimidation of just unracking 225, I was like, oh, I don't want to sit here and make a fool of myself. You know like I I'm. I felt comfortable enough to know that I was strong enough to unrack and you know, I told you about the last uh, couple weeks ago.
Speaker 2:Huh, I told you what the message a couple weeks ago well, what? You just mumbled. I told you what my dumb ass did a couple weeks ago what did you drop the bar the? Bar. I went over to the seated shoulder press and I said let me put these 45s on here.
Speaker 1:This can't be that heavy On the seated shoulder press.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you special. I said, this can't be that heavy.
Speaker 1:Okay, so 135 overhead yes, when you've never done it. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:I've never overhead You're so funny. I've never over here. You're so funny, I've never over here, you're hilarious. I said I can like bench 135 for like 50 reps. This is nothing. I got this, not shit. I went like this I brought it down and I pushed it back up and I racked it and I said, let me sit my stupid ass down.
Speaker 1:That's just like. So my coach shout out to Joseph Patino body that's just like so my my coach shout out to joseph patino um, when, like when he was looking at my numbers and I had did the 105 uh overhead, I I have I haven't done it since the first time I did it and he was like what has happened? I said I can't tell you I think that was just a good day because I have not overhead pressed 105 since the day I overhead pressed 105. Good thing I got it on video.
Speaker 2:I will say this Now I got to try 105.
Speaker 1:But I do think Now I got to try 105.
Speaker 2:But I do think that standing is a lot easier than sitting.
Speaker 1:You think it is because you think.
Speaker 1:Because I can use my legs you can, because you can use your legs, but I'm not using my legs. And that's the first thing the trainer, paul, at the gym, asked me when I was telling him how I don't like doing standing overhead press and he was like why? I said because I don't like. I don't like the movement, I don't like the like, the range of motion, I don't know. I was like I've tried to correct my form, I've done it many different ways and he was like the first thing he said was are you using your legs? Like, do you use your legs for like a little bit of momentum or anything? And I was like no, I stand as still as possible and I'm just, it's like all shoulder, you know. And he was like oh, okay, and it's.
Speaker 2:It's very much different when you're not using your bottom half, because even in seated, even in seated, when I've done it seated, you're using leg drive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, seated. When I've done it seated, you can plant. You're using leg drive, but it's not the same. Yeah, it's not the same. You're using leg drive, yeah, so when?
Speaker 2:you're doing standing and you're just straight up and you're doing that motion, yeah, I said.
Speaker 1:I said, yeah, I'd be like 85 is good for me. I said yeah, because if I don't, if I want to be able to rotate my arms in the morning, I'm gonna go ahead and put this I'm gonna go ahead and I had.
Speaker 2:Immediately I thought right, I had to look at my shoulder and say stay strong, stay strong because, like right now, all this is like sore you, you worried everything gonna be okay. I think we'll be okay, just stay strong, stay strong because what is?
Speaker 1:this your front, right, yeah, like, yeah, well, we got the nail biscuits.
Speaker 2:Uh, how well do you know me? I don't know you at all. You change every week. This is true Every week.
Speaker 1:But we're going to see.
Speaker 2:Every week I got to prove my love.
Speaker 1:Every week. You told Harpo to beat me. Shut up, maurice, you're so silly. How well, how well do you know me, how well do you know your partner?
Speaker 2:Do, do, do, do, do do.
Speaker 1:This is whack, your mom's whack. You have like one blonde hair. That's like that's crazy. I think it was like a gray hair, that like turned or something, I don't know. But yeah, so we'll go back and forth, we'll take turns, all right, asking each other a series of questions to see how well we know each other right now.
Speaker 2:All right, I see, okay, I see how this is going to go.
Speaker 1:Okay, ready. Yeah, I'll start off with an easy one. Okay, sure, how do I make my coffee or tea?
Speaker 2:That's two different things. And then hold on.
Speaker 1:First of all, how do I make my coffee or tea?
Speaker 2:What kind of coffee, what kind of tea, because it depends.
Speaker 1:Maurice, how do I make my coffee If I'm drinking coffee?
Speaker 2:You like your tea. You like your tea, two tea bags, one honey. But you want your honey in the cup before the water, and then you want honey, then you want the water, then the tea bags, then a little lemon.
Speaker 1:You missed a step, okay, but yes, that's generally. Yes, the honey, the Splenda.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Splenda.
Speaker 1:The tea bags, the water, the lemon, yeah, yes, and my coffee recently.
Speaker 2:For this past year. How have I been drinking my coffee? Oh, you just won't. Decaf shots in a protein drink with some caramel drizzle.
Speaker 1:That's it. See, that was easy, babe. I gave you an easy one. I'm going to give you an easy one then, I think.
Speaker 2:Do I prefer sweet snacks or salty ones? Sweet.
Speaker 1:Sweet Because last night you was jonesing, jonesing. He was jonesing. He said babe, he was scratching. He was like babe, I said what? You got some snacks, okay, first of all I don't even know how to react to that that every time he wants something sweet, instead of going like bring whatever he brought with him, or like if we're at home going downstairs and getting something out of the cabinet, he automatically assumes I mean, maybe rightfully so, but he automatically assumes that I got a sweet treat in my nightstand or my closet somewhere. And if I keep telling him yes, then he so, but he automatically assumes that I got a sweet treat in my nightstand or my closet somewhere.
Speaker 1:And if I keep telling him yes, then he you know, then he knows I keeps a sweet treat. But no, I didn't have.
Speaker 2:She knows that. I know that she hides snacks and I'll be trying to figure out if she hides them. That's what she knows.
Speaker 1:Because between him and my daughter I could never keep anything. So listen, here there's these licorice that I like to eat. They're called Willie.
Speaker 2:Wilde, hold on hold on, hold on hold on that.
Speaker 1:We like to eat oh see, now it's a we thing. It wasn't a family thing until a mommy started eating them and they're like this vegan licorice.
Speaker 1:We have to put this on. They're like a vegan and fat, but they're really good. And they come in different flavors. I don't have to pause. They come in different flavors and I like the green apple flavor, the green apple, the watermelon and the regular, you know, traditional, whatever strawberry. And so I would get like a couple of packs. I would keep, you know, one pack on day. You know three, three pieces is one serving 90 calories. If I'm feeling, you know, if I'm feeling spicy, I'll have two servings 180. If I'm feeling, you know, if I'm feeling spicy, I'll have two servings 180. You know what I mean. And it's, and there's only like three and a half servings in each pack. Why did I let these cats have a piece of licorice?
Speaker 2:monday the sprout because she's a modern servant.
Speaker 1:I'm killing the pack and that's what I tell them. I'm like give me the pack. Why are you finishing the pack? So instead of, instead of beginning like the big resealable pack, I go to the Dollar Tree and I buy like 12 to 15 packs at a time because they're the only place that I can find like that flavor that I really like. But I go when they stock it because it goes so fast, like now. Everybody named Mama apparently likes licorice, so but I go and like last time.
Speaker 2:I think they've only been selling licorice for hundreds of years, but now it's just they've only been selling licorice for hundreds of years.
Speaker 1:But now it's like I went. Last time I went it was I bought 15 packs. I bought 15 packs, 50. Listen to what I say. I bought 15 packs of licorice.
Speaker 2:Well, you know, just like Audacity, they'll sell it in bulk. 15 packs. Don't judge us.
Speaker 1:That bag of licorice that I purchased between myself, my husband and our seven-year-old Hold on.
Speaker 2:No, and your mama and your sister no.
Speaker 1:No, we all primarily ate it.
Speaker 2:Don't come for me.
Speaker 1:Lasted like a week.
Speaker 2:Hold on and, primarily, ate it. Okay, for me Lasted like a week Hold on and then the cold part is now they make a sour version.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, now those, and they're small. Oh my gosh, they are so good. Oh, can we?
Speaker 2:sound so fat, go ahead and ask me a question. But they're really good. Okay, I promise y'all. We're still on our fitness journey. We just be.
Speaker 1:let's see what color do I wear the most black what kind of? Question is that black? I don't wear black as much as I used to. No, okay, maybe that's not your experience I'm wearing gray to the gym today I wear black.
Speaker 2:What color are your bottles right now? Black, okay. Color your glasses what okay? But I'm wearing gray, so whatever um how do I show love without using words?
Speaker 1:Touch, physical touch. All the time I'm on that ass, all the time I'm on that ass, I'm on that ass. Bye, let's see. I'm on that ass what is my most used phrase or thing.
Speaker 2:I know you fucking lying or played yourself.
Speaker 1:Played yourself, you played yourself. Look at you, you looked up. Or played yourself, played yourself, you played yourself. Look at you, you look dumb. You played yourself, you look dumb.
Speaker 2:What is something that I'm surprisingly sentimental about.
Speaker 1:Something that you're surprisingly sentimental about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've been crying a lot lately too.
Speaker 1:That you're sentimental about therapy makes me cry probably our time together. I would say that's a good answer probably our time together that's not what I would say.
Speaker 2:My time alone, that's a good answer let's see what is.
Speaker 1:Something small that instantly annoys me the way that you go gosh, that's not a small thing. What like? Just like, sometimes, just you just you like, over the pack you masticating. Sometimes it's just in general. Okay, I just can't Like. I just don't understand why it has to be All right. Why should I hear you across the room? Okay?
Speaker 2:yeah, we're done with this.
Speaker 1:This is crazy.
Speaker 2:This is going to be a short episode, guys. What's my ideal weekend with you? What would my ideal weekend with you look like?
Speaker 1:Oh, somewhere away in a hotel or the balcony.
Speaker 2:There has to be a balcony.
Speaker 1:If y'all know me, that's pretty easy, as long as there's a balcony. It's high up. It's a private room. We can make do In late evening A little bit of wind, early morning yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's ideal for him.
Speaker 2:Takes me back.
Speaker 1:What's something I do when I'm mad but not saying it?
Speaker 2:You don't talk when you mad.
Speaker 1:And what else? I rage clean, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's funny.
Speaker 1:I need to make you more mad. You tried it.
Speaker 2:You tried it, you tried it, you tried it. Who was my childhood hero or favorite athlete? Kobe Kobe's my all-time favorite athlete.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kobe, that's an easy one.
Speaker 2:And all the Mamba slander. Oh gosh Needs to stop.
Speaker 1:Y'all niggas couldn't stop Kobe. What scent or perfume Do I always reach for?
Speaker 2:I don't know what it's called, but it's the one I just recently purchased for you. You know, I don't know the name of this shit. That's cheating.
Speaker 1:Donna and Rome.
Speaker 2:Is that what it's called, donna, and Rome? Is that the Versace one, or whatever?
Speaker 1:No, that's the Valentino. Whatever, I don't know, that's, my favorite Was that the Versace one or whatever?
Speaker 2:No, that's the.
Speaker 1:Valentino. Oh, whatever, I don't know, that's my favorite, it do smell good, I can't lie. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2:When was the last time I really surprised you, and how?
Speaker 1:The last time you really surprised me? Well, the most recent that I can think of was when you bought me a summer cup Unprovoked. That was a surprise, because for so long you were against.
Speaker 2:No, I'm still against it.
Speaker 1:It's funny because you say you're against it, but then when you're out and you see something you'd be like, oh, but I think she would really like this and he brought me home a Stanley unprovoked and I was like okay, I was like you really didn't have to. And he was like okay, I was like you really didn't have to. And he was like well, she said it was the new one and she said it was gonna sell out. So I was like okay, I didn't want to give it up.
Speaker 1:I was like, well, just know, let the record show I wasn't gonna buy this cup? Look here let the record show I was not in the market for this cup, but I'm going to accept the gift, because that would be rude.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I do this thing. Where I go against my own, you complain.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just like when I bought you that Skoroski Crystal damn Starbucks cup, mm-hmm. I was like, well, that's a nice cup, I want that cup. I was like let me get that cup. And then when she told me the price, I said for what?
Speaker 1:For a cup. It's like one of a thousand and it has seroski crystals on it. Yeah, it does. That's actually one of my most priced, one of my most priced cups. Yeah, I'm part of the problem. So you know, if anything ever happened and we were really down hard, I could probably sell it. Okay, I probably wouldn't, but we couldn't. Um, what's, uh, what's my favorite body part of yours? My hands. Yes, I've loved his hands since, since I was a young girl.
Speaker 2:Y'all know why.
Speaker 1:That's not why I just oh my gosh, why, why do you have to make?
Speaker 2:What's, uh, what's my favorite part of your personality?
Speaker 1:What's my, what's your favorite part of my personality? What's your favorite part of my personality? Oh, that I can talk to almost anybody.
Speaker 2:That's not my favorite. You always say that no, that's the part that irritates me the most.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. You have always said I just love how you can just talk and relate to anybody.
Speaker 2:No, that because you won't shut up.
Speaker 1:Okay, lies, that's not what you said, but what is it? It's that ass of my personality.
Speaker 2:My ass is not personality when they see you okay you sound silly, you sound silly no, it's like you're a really loving and caring person. Okay, that's so generic, no, no, but but it's real, though to a fault like you, really, people be playing you, okay do?
Speaker 1:I prefer cuddling or my space in bed?
Speaker 2:space. It depends on the night, it depends on the night 90 of the time I prefer what space?
Speaker 1:yes space I need space. First of all, I need space because of how I, how I sleep. I require a lot of space. Okay, I sleep with about six pillows um. I sleep at an angle. I sleep with my heating pad, my she goes restrained.
Speaker 2:She looks like my hair bonnet, my eye mask.
Speaker 1:She looked like there there's a lot that happens when I sleep and I have to.
Speaker 2:I have to get to her before the eye mask comes on.
Speaker 1:Once my eye mask is on, it's a wrap I'm done if I got my right pillow under my right arm like this and I'm already sitting up while I'm asleep and then I pull it out, because what I do is I put it around the bonnet and then you might watch a little TV or something. But when I do one of these numbers and I slowly pull it down over my eyes, that means she's done for the evening.
Speaker 1:But he sleeps with the damn fan straight in his face. So I always have to create a barrier between us because I can't sleep.
Speaker 2:Don't come for me. I can't sleep with air blowing up my damn nose all night. My fellow fan sleepers will come to my defense, okay, and that's why y'all allergies are terrible, but we so, and that's why you got terrible allergies because you sit there and let the damn dust fly under your nose all night. What I was saying is that I understand that I have. If it's just a bonnet, I still got a shot.
Speaker 1:Yes, You'll tune it up, but if the eye mask comes out, it's over. And then, even if I'm not all the way to sleep, but my eye mask is down and I'm trying to sleep, I will snore Because you know the eye mask is down. And then she hits you with one of these. I peek from underneath it. I'm like what are you trying to do? The eye mask is down. My goodness. What's one thing that instantly turns me on One thing that what?
Speaker 2:Instantly turns me on Me.
Speaker 1:Facts Me. Just look at you and be like come here Me, you know me. Facts me.
Speaker 2:Just look at you like come here Me.
Speaker 1:If I, if I touch your shoulder like this, hold on, we'll cut it short.
Speaker 2:We'll cut it short.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute. What did Ron's wife say when she was asking Tyrese? She was like do you why? Do you know why you never see like public affection and anything from us? And he was like no, why.
Speaker 2:And she said said because, if I just if I just like touch him like this he thinks it's an invitation. Okay, that's not an invitation let's get to it.
Speaker 1:It's not an invitation, okay, um, what was I wearing on our first date?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Yeah, you do. You're wearing blue jeans and a white top. You were in a blue jeans, the blue cut up jeans, with the white top, and you had a blue beanie on.
Speaker 1:No, the beanie was white because it matched my sweatshirt, my sweater. It was like these sky blue pants that had like whitewash in the front and we saw brown sugar. And I wore a white long sleeve sweater with, like my crochet little beanie and I thought I was the cutest thing ever. No, you was pretty hot and tempting.
Speaker 2:thank you, thank you um what's my dream date night with you? So you get two questions. Oh sorry, no, it's fine. I know it's what you do um your dream date night with you? Some lobster bis sounds good by the water, probably. I'm up there and then you would do like the music outside if the temperature is right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because if I'm distracted by me being too hot or too cold, count me out. Count me out, it's got to be.
Speaker 2:But it'd be like something like that and something where we can it's like real intimate one-on-one and we can have a good, decent conversation uh-huh, okay, I like that, that is me yeah, I know, um, um. What's my go-to excuse when I want to get out of something? Let me ask my wife no with you what I tell you when you ask me something. What's my go to excuse when I want to get out of something? Let me ask my wife no with you what I tell you.
Speaker 1:When you ask me something, what's my excuse I give you when you want to get out of something? Yeah, I don't know. You never really give me too many excuses.
Speaker 2:Like when you're like, babe, let's go to my mom's this weekend, I'd be like what, what'd I say?
Speaker 1:what I say, what I say, no, I don't know, I can't think of it well, you know I gotta work, so even on a day that he don't have to work, like when we went to my cousin's.
Speaker 2:Well, I had to work the next day, later that day I had to be home by a certain time because the gym let's see if I could travel anywhere certain time because I had to go to the gym.
Speaker 1:Let's see If I could travel anywhere tomorrow. Where?
Speaker 2:would I want to go? You would want to go back to Europe yes, or Thailand Yep, or Japan Yep.
Speaker 1:Yep Got to make that happen, Captain. I'm just debating whether or not I want to take the little. I think I do, though I think she's old enough. No, she's not.
Speaker 2:What's a hobby or a skill? I've always wanted to try, but haven't yet.
Speaker 1:A hobby or a skill. Oh, but you haven't, because I mean, you did try it, you got into it a little bit. You're woodworking.
Speaker 2:And I quickly got out of it. You know why and I quickly your wood making.
Speaker 1:But I mean, I quickly got out of it, you know why. And I quickly got, you know. He put his toe in and then he, you know I got out of it. Why, when people start asking me to make shit for him, I mean, all you have to do is say no, that's why it's called a hobby. I do it because I want to do it, not because I don't want to feel obligated.
Speaker 2:I'm not, although you could have made bank off those benches.
Speaker 1:He one of his first projects. He made a bench for our front porch and like, created it, painted it, did the whole thing, and I had took pictures of it and everybody was like, oh my gosh, where did you guys get that bench from? And I was like my husband made it. Oh, he makes benches, how much does he charge? And then that was the day he stopped that making things. He was like this is not going to turn into, this is what I'm doing on my weekends.
Speaker 2:I was like they're not for sale, Upon our making Macy's a doghouse.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, you're for sure going to make a water sprinkler cover.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, for sure, I got stuff for that right here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because she already tore that up.
Speaker 2:She messed up my sprinklers one more time. That dog be hanging from her hind legs from a tree. Bye.
Speaker 1:Bye, that's not nice. No, she wouldn't. That's not very nice, let's see, let's do two more. Okay, what's my go-to order at a restaurant or fast food spot? Your?
Speaker 2:go-to order.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Again, it's depending on the mood Okay beef, uh fatty fatty brisket and um, well done, steak uh-huh.
Speaker 1:And then how do I? How do I like it fixed up?
Speaker 2:oh, you should extra onion and whatever I don't know whatever I got the dish right, that's enough extra, extra.
Speaker 1:It's a brisket with uh fatty flank it's complicated what it is it's not. With extra white onion, extra cilantro, hoisin sriracha, it's not difficult at all.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna ask you this one. This one has many answers what is my favorite Type of music or artist?
Speaker 1:Hip hop, kendrick Lamar that's.
Speaker 2:That's one of them. You like R&B, you like gospel, my favorite type of music.
Speaker 1:You listen to all genres.
Speaker 2:You know oldies is my favorite. You know I'm old on the inside.
Speaker 1:I know you're old. I said R&B too.
Speaker 2:What's my favorite oldies group? You don't just have one, I do have one.
Speaker 1:Five Heartbeats.
Speaker 2:That's not a real group. That's not a real group. That's not a real group, that's just a movie. That's not a real group. One of the singers of my favorite group actually, oh my gosh, one of the singers of my that's the first thing that came to my mind. One of the singers of my favorite group actually passed a couple weeks ago oh, I don't know who passed it's still the whispers, the whispers, okay, the whispers slap. They make all they all they oh man, that got me.
Speaker 1:That really got me. Uh, let's see. Well, this should be an easy one for you. What's a show or movie that I could re-watch over and over?
Speaker 2:and over Charmed. What's Love has To Do With it? Law Order, svu, golden Girls, golden Girls, madlock In the Heat of the Night.
Speaker 1:Why is it only you describing a 70-year-old?
Speaker 2:This is just proof that we were raised by our grandparents.
Speaker 1:Why was I watching? In the Heat of the Night, laying in bed crocheting. Put a cup of tea on my nightstand. Because you're old, but I was so comfortable and relaxed, I said this is what I like to do. I was crocheting, I had my tea and I was watching In the Heat of the Night. It was a good evening for me.
Speaker 2:What's my ultimate dream? Car or toy?
Speaker 1:A toy Motorcycle Car, right now A Tundra.
Speaker 2:That's what I want. No, my dream car, what's? Your dream car. It's not the same, it was one thing. But now I do want a Tundra. Okay that I'm never going to get, as long as she doing the master.
Speaker 1:Not. If you want to be responsible, right you can get anything, it's about being responsible.
Speaker 2:I've never been. I was never like a Ferrari guy. I've never a Lamborghini guy. No, I've always said that if I ever got money, I would buy a Jaguar F-Type. I don't know why.
Speaker 1:That is new to me, you've never said that to me.
Speaker 2:Jaguar F-Type.
Speaker 1:You literally never said that to me.
Speaker 2:The Jaguar F-Type is literally the first car I buy in every car game I get oh. That's new news to me, but knowing what I know now, my ass would never sit in there because it's too goddamn low to the ground yeah because I might have to go get forklift me out, not because these knees ain't what they used to be not, forklift you out yes nobody wants to be forklifted out.
Speaker 1:I mean maybe, but nobody wants to be forklifted out. Um yeah, I think you did pretty well.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you one more question, okay do I like to resolve conflict right away, or do or, or walk it out or wait it out.
Speaker 1:Oh, walk it out. Wow, um, do you like to resolve it right away, or what?
Speaker 2:Or wait it out.
Speaker 1:It really just depends, but I would say overall, you would rather try to work it out. Um but it really depends on the situation, cause it depends on, like, how hot headed you are at the time. So that's what I would say. So let's go ahead and hop on. In. All right, here we go. Am I the asshole?
Speaker 2:for refusing to give my ex full access to my life just because we co-parent.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm a 25 year old female and have a six month old baby with my ex, who's 24. And we've been trying to co-parent since we split a few months ago. But now he's saying that I'm being an asshole for not telling him everything that I do when the baby isn't with me. We were together from high school from 2015 up until recently. Our breakup happened shortly after I gave birth, when I found out that he had been cheating with multiple women. His excuse that I wasn't being sexual enough postpartum and he had a high libido.
Speaker 1:Yeah that was enough for me to walk away. Since then, I've been rebuilding my life. I got more involved in my church, formed new friendships and started feeling like myself again for the first time in a while. I've also done everything I can to keep things calm and respectful for the sake of our child. But now he's making it an issue that I don't share details about my personal life with him. He says that I should be more transparent and that it's important for co-parenting. He wants to know who I'm hanging out with, what I'm doing, who my new friends are, even if it's me just hanging out while he has the baby His reasoning he tells me about what he's doing. So I should do the same. But here's the thing I've never asked him for any of that information. He voluntarily tells me I'm about to hang out with this new girl or I've been seeing someone new, even when our child is not in his care at the time. It's his personal time and I've told him that I don't need to know or want to know those updates. Yet now he's acting like because he shares that info with me. I owe him the same level of openness, even though I've never requested it and it's unrelated to our child.
Speaker 1:He's also been following some of my new friends on social media and asking me questions about them. My account is private so I don't know how he's even finding them. I suspect he's using a burner account or he's viewing my church's page, who posts pictures of me and the people I hang out with. Sometimes I had asked them to stop posting me. We have a photographer that takes pictures during service or after service and post them online for media purposes For a while, because I had asked him to stop posting me for a while because I believe he was using those posts to find my friends and follow them. He's never reached out to any of them, but the whole thing makes me feel really creepy and it's invasive. It's crossing a boundary for me.
Speaker 1:I've talked to some friends about this and their opinions are mixed. Some say he has a point that we should be transparent with each other since we share a child. Other people think he's overstepping and that this isn't part of co-parenting, especially since our child hasn't met any of these people and I'm not dating anyone in particular right now. Even my mom is siding with him. She's liked him since we were together in high school and anytime we argued she'd tend to take his side and ask what I did wrong. Now she's saying that I should be open about who I'm hanging out with to better co-parent. That makes me question myself even more.
Speaker 1:I'm not trying to be an asshole or be difficult. I believe in healthy boundaries. If someone's going to be around my child, I will share that. But just living my life and seeing my friends with my baby when my baby isn't with me, I don't think I owe him a play by play of my life. So now I'm wondering am I the asshole for keeping parts of my life private from my child's father when it doesn't involve our child? He want you back. That's what it is. He know he messed up.
Speaker 2:He just want you back. That's why he want to know who you with.
Speaker 1:And that's why he kind of bothered when he tell you that he hanging out with a you jealous, and it ain't working.
Speaker 2:He just wants you back.
Speaker 1:Look here, you're not the asshole.
Speaker 2:You ain't gotta tell him nothing. You ain't gotta mention nothing to him until you get with somebody who's gonna be around the child, like she said. And until that point. Look here. First of all, he the asshole, because to tell a woman that I cheated on you postpartum Because you weren't sexual enough, postpartum that's wild and you know that I have a high libido. That's wild.
Speaker 1:After I just gave birth to your child.
Speaker 2:That's wild.
Speaker 1:Men are wild.
Speaker 2:I always say, look here, because I had a friend and when I said this to him he stopped talking to me about shit like this and I said, look here, you cannot fault your partner for not engaging in sexual activities with you when they have a medical condition that literally changes the way their brain function. They're not thinking that.
Speaker 1:Right and postpartum definitely does that how empathetic, can you be?
Speaker 2:You're being an asshole.
Speaker 1:Because it's something that can't be controlled.
Speaker 2:Because you're being selfish. In that moment You're thinking about you. You're not thinking about what they're going through. Yeah, but all you focus is on is what is.
Speaker 1:What your need is what your little brain is telling you.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's crazy work crazy work um, am I the asshole for refusing to help my boyfriend's dying mother while planning a trip to europe? Damn crazy work. Um, I'm a 25 year old female and I live with my boyfriend, liam, who's 24. About a month ago, his mom, tanya, began claiming she was dying of cancer, but no diagnosis has been confirmed. Every hospital visit ends with her being sent home. A nurse even told Liam that she might be faking it. It started when she stayed out one night at our bedroom at our one bedroom apartment. That turned into a week of chaos. She refused AC and fans, but blue dried her hair daily. The apartment smelled awful, everything had to be dark and silent and she constantly demanded help. She even stormed into our bedroom at 3 am asking Liam for massages. She criticized our Buddhist souvenirs, insisted we hang across and complained nonstop. She suggested we move in with her, an hour from our job and school.
Speaker 1:I'm a full-time student with two jobs and a 4.0 GPA and I was falling behind Liam, who worked full-time, switched to remote work to care for Tanya, his mom. Her health updates were always shifting MRI, canceled surgery, then chemo, postponed due to infection, then E coli, always a new reason, but no clear diagnosis and no paperwork. When her husband, david, was away, she made us go to her house to get her jewelry because she thinks he'll steal it when she dies. We were supposed to take her to the ER right after, but we ended up staying 16 hours doing chores. I folded 420 clothing items, cleaned the entire house and felt like her unpaid maid. Not a single please or thank you. She was stalling to go to the ER and when we finally got there at 5 AM she said she'd check herself in and she sent us home.
Speaker 1:Three hours later she called again sobbing for help. She had been rejected by the ER, I suspect for faking it. Liam and I both skipped meals, are skipping meals, losing sleep and falling behind at work just to help her. He once said that he's waiting for her to pass away so we can just move to Europe. He's been forced to manage her divorce, lawyer meetings and funeral prep. Meanwhile David, who's paying the hospital bills and had been kept in the dark all about this, sent Liam aggressive text messages like I call bullshit and don't show up at my house anymore. Then later apologized.
Speaker 1:Tanya called again begging for help help, but this time she wanted me because David is jealous of Liam. I had clearly told Liam I needed the weekend to study for final exams, and going to that house alone seemed sketchy. Now I'm planning a two to three week Europe trip to see my mom, who I haven't seen in over a year. Liam says he supports it, but called it a little selfish. He asked if I were dying, would you quit your job to be with me? And if you're, if it were your mom, would you help her?
Speaker 1:I felt pressured to say yes, but truth is my family wouldn't lie to me or use me the way his mother does. I love Liam and I want to be there for him, but I don't trust his mom, and this is starting to affect our relationship. So am I the asshole for refusing to help Tanya and going on my European trip? Nah, not at all. First of all, you say there's no paperwork, there's no confirmed diagnosis, she's not on chemo, she's not taking no medication. So at this point she has like self-diagnosed herself with cancer and is just rolling with it, and I would suspect that it's something to the effect of she feels like Liam is giving you a little bit too much attention, and then this is her way of keeping Liam's attention and love for herself.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you what it is I bet money that Liam is the only child.
Speaker 1:Probably that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2:Because I think she would have mentioned, like why aren't your other?
Speaker 1:siblings over here, folding 420 clothing items now, since Liam's father is leaving. Yeah, the divorce she's trying to hold on to something and Liam has her and she's using this as a way to keep Liam in her pocket because, if and when Liam finds out the truth and it ain't what she's been saying she's going to lose him forever.
Speaker 2:She's going to lose everything.
Speaker 1:But she's probably thinking her husband left her. Liam is probably closer to marrying his girlfriend.
Speaker 2:And then once that happens.
Speaker 1:You know what it is. Once that happens, I'm going to be alone, because, when boys marry, they leave home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to be alone. They're going to start.
Speaker 1:And she's gonna get all his attention. Even though I was there his whole life, I raised him like everything, and now here she comes look here, go see your family, enjoy.
Speaker 2:Tell your mama I said hi, enjoy enjoy.
Speaker 1:Europe have a great time um. I know the food is trash. You get some comfortable shoes. Oh, that is not true.
Speaker 2:I know the food is trash, so the food is trash?
Speaker 1:The food is not trash. You've never even had European food and where's she going?
Speaker 2:Is she going to Europe?
Speaker 1:She's in Europe. She didn't say England, she just said Europe. Oh, okay, well, I can't.
Speaker 2:You know, but you're not the asshole.
Speaker 1:You're not the asshole, definitely not the asshole Go visit your mom.
Speaker 2:Enjoy your time with your mom you know what you know.
Speaker 1:I'm right there with you. I'm right there with you I ain't never met a Tanya I can trust, and the last Tanya I encountered that's a whole different.
Speaker 2:I ain't never met.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I never. Yeah, I'm with you, babe. I don't think I've ever met one that I can trust either, or one that was honest, facts, facts, facts, facts. Enjoy your mom. Enjoy your mom and your family. This has been another episode of life after I do podcast. If you're not doing so already, you know the drill, go ahead and head over and follow us on all of our social media platforms. You can follow us on instagram, tiktok, facebook and youtube at life after I do podcast.
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